2001-11-07
New Keyboard.

Ooh, I just got a new keyboard. I'm zoomin' baby. It's a Microsoft ergonomic keyboard...that looks like "egomaniac" keyboard, doesn't it? Yeah, that's it. I've got an egomaniac keyboard. One of those split jobbies that's supposed to be easier on the wrists.

Zoom! ZOom! I'm a typin'fool! It's like when you get new tennis shoes and you wear them for the first time. You can jump so high! Run so fast!

My mom told me that when my uncle was little he didn't like getting the BOTTOMS of his new shoes dirty so he'd walk around on his heels for as long as he could.

How long 'til I spill coffee on this thing?

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